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In a recent poll of Uncle Scoopy's Fun House readers, we posed the following question...
Which actress made the best nude debut in her film debut (both in the same movie) during the period of 1990-1999?

Due to the fact that almost all of these ladies are very big stars now, we asked voters to try to focus on the nudity rather than their current fame.

Here are the poll results summarized by Scoopy Jr., as well as our reviews and DVD info.

13. Catherine McCormack in "Loaded"


Before she became Mel Gibson's love interest in "Braveheart", this UK native made her film debut in the no-budget Kiwi film "Loaded" (1994). A movie so dull and full of pseudo-meaningful dialogue that it should only be viewed on a dare.

Thankfully, McCormack has gone on to make some pretty decent movies, including several with nudity (a perfect example is the 1998 movie "Dangerous Beauty").

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12. Kate Fischer in "Sirens"

There is a reason we refer to this movie as The Holy Grail of naked famous women on film! Three of the ladies in this poll are from "Sirens" and two of those are now big stars!

Fischer's star power never reached the level of the other "Sirens", but this   Aussie, now slimmed down but still busty, is still pretty popular Down Under. From time to time, we Yanks can even catch her in the occasional direct-to-vid movie.

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11. ChloŽ Sevigny in "Kids"

The Larry Clark film "Kids" stirred up a bit of controversy when it was released because of it's brutal and honest look at the lives of urban youth in the 90's. One scene in particular that caused a stir was the final 10-15 minutes which featured Sevigny basically being raped while she is 95% unconscious.

This isn't the only time Sevigny has been in graphic sex scenes on film. Recently, in the indie flick "The Brown Bunny" (2003), she performed oral sex on camera, and shot a "drugged-up, 3-way, date rape scene".

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10. Angelina Jolie in "Cyborg 2"

One of the most beautiful women in the world starring in one of the lamest sequels in the world.

In 1993 the pouty-lipped mega-babe began her film career with the direct-to-vid stink-fest "Cyborg 2". I'm not really sure why this movie was even made considering the original "Cyborg" wasn't exactly box office gold. But hey, at least the producers were smart enough to provide us with Jolie's first screen nudity.

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9. Claire Forlani in "Gypsy Eyes"

Only two things make "Gypsy Eyes" even remotely watchable, 1) the nice acoustic guitar score and 2) Forlani's beauty. She looks absolutely stunning, and you can't take your eyes off her in this movie.

Why Forlani isn't a bigger star has been a topic of conversation in the Fun House for many years. She's beautiful, a decent actress and has co-starred in several big movies ("Mallrats", "The Rock", "Meet Joe Black", "Mystery Men", "The Medallion"). Yet for reasons unknown, she has never been in the spotlight.

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8. Portia DeRossi in "Sirens"

The second "Siren" in our poll just won a Golden Satellite Award for her role on the FOX series "Arrested Development". Of course you may also remember her as a co-star on "Ally McBeal".

If you don't watch FOX (and no one will fault you for that), then how about this...she's also known as Ellen DeGeneres's girlfriend.

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7. Catherine Zeta-Jones in  "1001 Nights"

Although she has become one of the pre-eminent stars in cinema, and the first lady of Hollywood's first family, Zeta's debut was humble, playing Sheherazade in (and out of) the usual harem girl costumes, in an obscure film which would now be completely forgotten except for its historical value as Zeta-Jones's introduction to the movie biz.

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6. Emily Watson in "Breaking the Waves"

Watson is one of those actresses that most folks won't recognize by name, but I guarantee you have seen her recently in big movies  ("Punch Drunk Love", "Red Dragon").

In her film debut, she delivered one of the greatest performances I've ever seen. Maybe even the best ever by a woman on film. Unfortunately for fans of film nudity, her full frontal-ness is a little hard to appreciate due to the fact that this is technically one of the crappiest movies ever filmed, chock full of hand-held cameras, inconsistent lighting and sloppy editing.

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5. Carrť Otis in "Wild Orchid"

She was at the peak of her modeling career and looked terrific when she made her acting debut. However, her performance, the plot and dialogue were all equally poor in 1990's "Wild Orchid". But who cares! Because as far as erotic thrillers go, this is director Zalman King's very best!

Sexy Latin music, wonderfully filmed in Rio and chock full of nudity and sex! Including several scenes with Otis and her boyfriend/co-star Mickey Rourke that are hot, sweaty and look as if they are really going at it!

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4. Charlize Theron in "2 Days in the Valley"

Of all the celebs who made film/nude debuts in the 90's, Charlize may have become the biggest star. Jolie fans will probably disagree, but the fact is that Theron has been more consistent at the box office.

Many people have called "2 Days in the Valley" a "Pulp Fiction" rip off, but it's still a pretty good drama/dark comedy. Besides, even after you take away any Pulp-like elements, there are still two great things about this movie. 1) James Spader is awesomely creepy and 2) BEST...CATFIGHT...EVER! Charlize Theron and Teri Hatcher kick each others asses in one of (if not the best) hot-chicks-fighting scenes ever filmed!

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3. Elle Macpherson in "Sirens"

By 1994 she was already the ultimate supermodel and no stranger to fame (or nudity). But she surprised everyone when she not only delivered a pretty good performance, but also gained 20 pounds for her first movie role!

Although to this day I still can't figure out where the 20 extra pounds are. I guess that's why her nickname is "The Body"!

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2. Natasha Henstridge in "Species"

With just one sexy, often nekkid and always in control role, this Canadian model instantly became one of the top Sci-Fi babes of all time!

In just about every movie she's made since "Species", Henstridge has continued to play smart, sexy and strong roles. While most of her films hover at the B+ level, she's remained on the A-list since day one. High enough on the list to get her name on the posters of some big budget films, as well as land her own syndicated TV series.

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1. Jane March in "The Lover"

I completely agree with March taking the top spot in our poll, but I am honestly a bit surprised that so many people still remember her. I suppose we have to thank the Internet for not letting us forget!

March earned her celebrity status when she co-starred with Bruce Willis in "Color of Night" (1994). The movie bombed, but the truckloads of nudity and fairly graphic sex scenes between March and Willis created a bit of a buzz in Hollywood. Since then however, her 'just average' acting combined with a few poor career choices (like "Tarzan and the Lost City") have kept her from becoming a bigger and/or more memorable star.

As for this movie...

"The Lover" is without a doubt the best photographed skin flick ever made! In fact it's one of the most beautiful movies every made!

It is also one of the best, most accurate films ever made about forbidden, purely sexual relationships, and one of the most explicit films that you can watch "as a couple", and find that she enjoys it more than you do.

Jane March was only about 19 when the movie was filmed, and she showed every inch of her lovely, petite body in several wonderful sex scenes.

Is the sex realistic? Actually, I'm willing to bet that it was more than merely realistic acting! I'm pretty sure those two were really gettin' it on! Whether they were really doing it or not, the sex seems very real and that's part of what makes this such a sensual and erotic film.

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