Sechs Schwedinnen im
Pensionat (Six Swedish girls in a Boarding School, 1979) was the first of the
"Six Swedish Girls" films produced, written and directed by Erwin Dietrich.
Six Swedish girls and a French girl are the only students
in a boarding school which consists of one female teacher and a coach. The
girls
all share the same dorm room. Cozy! The film mostly consists of
various boys spying on
the girls, and the girls getting even by fucking them. That'll l'arn
em! The teacher is sweet on a fisherman. If there is any plot at
all, it is that one of the girls is a shy virgin until the end.
Another way
to look at the film is as a different kind of Special Olympics.
There's nude slow motion jogging, nude calisthenics, nude leap frog,
and nude precision dildo modified cycling.
The IMDb score is 5.2, which is rather high for a mindless Euro sex farce.
That is, however, justified in the sense that this film and should
please anyone who enjoys this genre.
Sechs Schwedinnen von der Tankstelle (Six Swedish Girls from a
Gas Station, 1980) once enjoyed a US release under the name High
Test Girls, but has long since been unavailable.
Six Swedish girls have inherited a Swiss filling station/tavern,
and have taken to getting their own tanks filled while the customers
buy petrol. The petrol-buying motorists love the service. The
mayor's wife thinks the girls are sinful, and nags him to get rid of
them. However, her real motive becomes clear when the mayor leaves
for a city council meeting, and one of the councilmen drops by to
service her. In fact, one of the four councilmen takes care of the
mayor's wife before every meeting, inevitably delaying the start.
The ingenious girls also bring back their bicycle with a dildo piston in the
seat, and all of them ride it. Not content with eight women showing everything,
riding a bicycle dildo, and having
simulated sex, Mr. Dietrich also created one of the peak moments in
nude cinema history. Imagine six naked Swedish women running in slow
motion along a stream through the forest for probably 10 minutes.
This was classic fare from adult night at the drive-in, and we
wouldn't have felt in any way cheated by this one. Lots of naked
women having good clean dirty fun.
